Thursday Standings after Week 1
| Tier 1 | Wins |
|---|---|
| Chun Yat and Dave's Hot Pot | 13 |
| Agatha Crispy | 9 |
| BB-Tease | 8 |
| Spartans | 8 |
| Kpop All-Stars | 7 |
| MeatBob RigaToni | 7 |
| Mo Recess | 6 |
| SonicSix | 2 |
| Tier 2 | Wins |
| AYCD | 10 |
| Dodgystyle | 10 |
| WOLFGANG | 10 |
| Just Cuz | 9 |
| Uncoachable | 9 |
| Forking Dorks | 5 |
| Hold My Balls | 5 |
| Old & Broken | 2 |
| Tier 3 | Wins |
| House of Dodgers | 11 |
| Bros Optional | 10 |
| Blueball Dodgers | 9 |
| KAIZEN | 9 |
| Sanrio & Friends | 9 |
| Best Friends Club | 7 |
| Ew, David! | 4 |
| Sharkbait | 1 |
| Tier 4 | Wins |
| Ball Snacks | 15 |
| Kristen and her Teletubies | 13 |
| Eeveelutions | 8 |
| MoDucSu | 7 |
| KS Ballers | 6 |
| Dodge Bao | 5 |
| Bankroll Bombers | 3 |
| Hot Singles In Your Area | 3 |